muh rap :D keep in mind i did this in like 15 minutes.

i got a family, we're a little strange
but if i had the chance to re-arrange
i wouldn't change a thing about our messed up little family
except the distance between us

we got me, i'm the son, i'm the chosen one
but before i'm done i would like a little time to thank
my mommy and daddy who loved me even when i needed a spank
now i'm all grown up, shaped up to be a pastor
man i wish Sr. high camp would come faster
but for now i'm listenin to kidz bop, sippin on a polar pop
rollin in the minivan pumpin this beat down the street
bringin that heat...i don't care what you think but i think it's pretty neat

we got my mommy, not sommy, her name is syd
i must admit she's raised a pretty strange kid
but it's okay cause she's the same way
next time i see her i believe it will be may
i really don't know what else to say
so i'm gonna say this, i think it's pretty nasty
when you and dad kiss

now moving on to daddy he's a fatty
just kiddin that's mean
daddy's really a girl which i think is slightly creepy
especially cause to be my daddy she has to have a peepee
i really hope i never see it or smell it
if i do i'll have to quit it
she likes michigan ..ewwwwww. that's all i can say
when michigan is good that'll be the day

now my favortie is fran, she's my wife
i miss her alot and she's the love of my life
we'll be moving to florida and show em how it's done
i can't wait cause we'll be having so much fun
in the sun, i'm not a nun, got a hotdog bun
i love her a ton........can't wait for camp
i'll see her there. i got black underwear
don't know why i said that it just rhymed
i think about her all the time.




sorry i know this is lame :P but i was bored! so i made a low quality rap