FRAN!!!

FRANNN!!!! don't worry i was just using all caps...i wasn't yelling at you. i just got a lil excited. but no need to worry :P
so like i said...here are some ANTI-JOKES!!!

what is red and smells like blue paint?
red paint

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
we're both lawyers

why did the little girl fall off the swingset?
because she has no arms!

a duck walked into a bar...
and animal control was immediately called to remove the duck

a horse walked into a bar...
and the bartender had the horse kicked out when he realized the danger of the situation

what did the hobo with no arms or legs get for christmas?
made fun of

and the one i already told fran.....why did the boy drop his ice cream?
because he was hit by a bus

well i got these all from my friends and i hoped you liked them :D i love you